Chicks, Chicks, Chicks and Dough

Written by:
Bob "the Hammor" Forsman <thoth@cis.ufl.edu>

For the next season I decided to start another team. I would have recycled the name "The Hammor Party" but I had some other ideas for team names that had to get a day in the sun. My favorite three contenders were

  Team Antichrist
  Chicks, Chicks, Chicks, and Dough
  Louder than God
Team Antichrist was just a name to get a chuckle out of my friends and scare normal people. Unfortunately some of THP's members were normal people. It was out. Louder than God would have been a
 MULTI
 LINE
 MACRO
team (like the Heros(?) from INL), but the name wasn't too popular. I went with CCC&D, a name inspired by my friends Bradley Spatz and Andy Mitchell.
bcs: "What are the four most important things in life?"
thoth: "computers, beer, food, sleep"
afm: "No, you geek.  Chicks, chicks, chicks, and dough".
After I drew the logo, I knew I had a great name. Pity we didn't get to play much. I don't actually remember if we got to play any games, but I do remember that I got fed up with trying to schedule games, where the enemy team would never show in force, and my team would sometimes show in force.

I decided that I couldn't take it any more and shelved the team. It's a pity. I had an idea for a cool T-shirt. It would be a picture of me standing on a stage with three chicks hanging on me like gangster's molls while I threw money into the invisible crowd. Oh well, it would have been fun taking the picture.

Former teammate John Bartoszewski (The Punisher) asked me if he could assume the captaincy and I was pretty darn happy to surrender the frustration of scheduling (also a little relieved. I felt guilty at abandoning my followers). However, by this time my interest in Paradise was waning, being replaced by an interest in DOOM. I rarely showed up at games and was appropriately listed as an honorary member. Eventually I even quit hacking paradise code and passed the torch to Bill Dyess and Bob Glamm.

As for my current addiction, it's writing a game. I have thrown together with two other guys (calling ourselves Purple Frog Software) and we're working on a successor to DOOM. Don't worry, if we get it done, it will be a noticeable improvement over DOOM, but we're not going to go as apeshit as Quake. We'll let ID prove that 3-d engines work before we invest to much time in it. We're content to do multi-story buildings.

Keep an eye out for the Purple Frog Mission Editor, a Linux/X-based WAD editor that blows everything else away.

Written by:
John "The Punisher" Bartoszewski

June 8 1994
Punisher asks Hammor for his blessing to re-form Chicks, Chicks, Chicks and dough. Hammor gives his blessing and Punsiher mails the team seeing who still wants to play.
June 11 1994
Punisher has contact with the Imperial Fleet leader: John "Pus-filled-Bag" Salomon
June 12 1994
Punisher starts to look for new players for the team
June 14 1994
Plink_Floyd suggest a name change
June 17 1994
Plink_Floyd gives Punisher a spelling lesson "P-R-A-C-T-I-C-E :)"
June 19 1994
Discussion on game plan starts. Team has first practice.
June 21 1994
Freak of Nature suggests the "kill-flat" plan.
June 25 1994
KL - 1 goes missing. Team becomes worried.
June 27 1994
Game vs Imperial Fleet (see game logs). We lost. Confusion over which team Slothrop was on. We finally get his services. We had a great LPS.
July 5 1994
Game plan comes to a head and Punisher calls for a vote.
July 10 1994
Game vs Imperial Fleet called because of NFS problems at usu.edu
July 17 1994
Game vs Imperial Fleet. Imperial Fleet does not show up. We don't Get to play.
July 18 1994
Punisher calls for a vote on a new team name. KL - 1 reappears from a trip to Mexico
July 21 1994
Snowman states his suggestion of the name WASUBNGTP was a joke.
July 27 1994
WASUBNGTP is voted as new name.